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| Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots. Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary. A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole. A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read. A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't. A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another. A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand. A *John Kennedy Jr*., didn't make it over the water. An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks. A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed. An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it. A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver. A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver. A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good. A *Brazilian* - shaved the hole. A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right. A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left. A "Barbra Streisand" Ugly but still working. A "Teddy Kennedy" goes in the water, but jumps out. A *Peewee Herman* Too much wrist |
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